Joke – As you are

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.           

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"              

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."        

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.                    

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.    
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"          

(You’ll love this)                



God replied: "I didn’t recognize you." 

Motive of the story:  God loves you the way you are




錢多錢少,吃就好。 人醜人美,順眼就好。 人老人少,健康就好。家窮家富,和氣就好。
老公晚歸,回來就好。 老婆嘮叨,顧家就好。 孩子從小,就要教好。博士也好,賣菜也好。
長大以后,乖乖就好。 房屋大小,能住就好。 名不名牌,能穿就好。兩輪四輪,能駕就好。
老板不好,能忍就好。 一切煩惱,能解就好。 堅持執,放下最好。人的一生,平安就好。
不是有錢,一定會好。 心好行好,命能改好。 誰是誰非,天知就好。 修福修慧,來世更好。
天地萬物,隨緣就好。 很多事情,看開就好。 人人都好,日日都好。 你好我好,世界更好。
總而言之,知足最好。 說這麼多,明白就好。 這條短信,真的很好。 不發給你,是我不好。

Girls – watch out

Today I have received an email from a friend asking me to forward it to all my girl friends. I think it may be easier to post it here.

so GIRLS , watch out!!!

I just got off the phone with a friend, she told me she almost got raped.
She went to?the McDonald on Connaught Road at Central for  lunch and because there was no washrooms inside the restaurant, she went to the washroom outside just behind the restaurant. The first washroom’s door was closed, so does the second one, only the third one was available, so she went into the third one, when she was almost done, she looked up and saw a man at the second washroom overlooked at her, she was very scared and screamed, but the man did not leave, she saw the shadow of him underneath her door, she scream again, then he left.

She was so scared and went to the police station to report, the police said that she was not the first one who encounter similar situation, it was previously reported at the same location, but the suspect was still not found!!!


Somehow, I choose a different color from the one I usually claim I like, and to my surprise, the answer is very accurate. It must be instinct!

Try it and know yourself better~

How to get up, eat breakfast and get ready for work in 5 mins!

Amazing! Clip from a Japanese Show:




1 – 44是?

一定要看 不但有益身心健康,對自己的英文也會較有信心


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